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Wife's 40th birthday. What to do/buy?
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI don't want to have to stand trial for killing someone and then have the CPS find my social media and forum posts to use against me.Comment
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So:
- Mow down a group of kids and nick their flowers and teddy bears
- Get an East European cleaner who will work in the nude
- The Year of Hell as per NLUK's suggestion
- A balloon
- Various pearl recommendations
- 2 divorces
- Anal
An interesting list, considering my question was: what have you bought (for your partner) or done (for your partner) for major milestone birthdays?
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostSo:
- Mow down a group of kids and nick their flowers and teddy bears
- Get an East European cleaner who will work in the nude
- The Year of Hell as per NLUK's suggestion
- A balloon
- Various pearl recommendations
- 2 divorces
- Anal
An interesting list, considering my question was: what have you bought (for your partner) or done (for your partner) for major milestone birthdays?
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostSo:
- Mow down a group of kids and nick their flowers and teddy bears
- Get an East European cleaner who will work in the nude
- The Year of Hell as per NLUK's suggestion
- A balloon
- Various pearl recommendations
- 2 divorces
- Anal
An interesting list, considering my question was: what have you bought (for your partner) or done (for your partner) for major milestone birthdays?
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI am the worst at buying gifts or coming up with romantic or adventurous ideas.
So - with some degree of seriousness to this request - what have you bought (for your partner) or done (for your partner) for major milestone birthdays?Comment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostI am the worst at buying gifts or coming up with romantic or adventurous ideas.
So - with some degree of seriousness to this request - what have you bought (for your partner) or done (for your partner) for major milestone birthdays?Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI did that... Don't!See You Next TuesdayComment
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