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Wife's 40th birthday. What to do/buy?

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    #41
    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    she jumps out the car at 1AM with the pliers to get them from the lamp-post.
    The old man runs down a pedestrian at a convenient location, to be guaranteed a decent supply.

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      #42
      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
      The old man runs down a pedestrian at a convenient location, to be guaranteed a decent supply.
      If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service

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        #43
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service
        get a group and you've got a selection all year round and new teddy bears
        See You Next Tuesday

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          #44
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service
          Ouch. This thread hit rock bottom faster than I thought it would. ....
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #45
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service
            The birthday is very hard to manage, but easy enough to coincide the anniversary of death with a loved one's birthday or wedding anniversary. You want to do a clean job of it, though. No good the victim lingering on for a few days and then every year you've got to make some excuse for why you're late with the flowers.

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              #46
              WTF has happened in here?

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                #47
                Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                WTF has happened in here?
                Economics.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  You are right! I was thinking the connection about her being a woman and wanting to be pampered and make a fuss of made me out to be a sexist pig. Thank goodness for that. You can come clean my house and cook my tea as a reward helping me out of that situations SE.
                  I wouldn't want to give you food poisoning, and a East European cleaner would be better as they won't talk tulip to you while cleaning.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    I wouldn't want to give you food poisoning,
                    So the two of you haven't met?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      If you bump off a child, the parents and family will keep the flowers topped up for years with them definitely being refreshed on their birthday and anniversary of the incident. It's practically a public service
                      On further thought, there's definitely a story for xoggoth about a florist drumming up local trade.

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