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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
A better way to prevent further people being infected would be to tell them not to put their penises in a donkey.donkey was killed to prevent further people being infected
Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00"I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong." -
I blame the Yanks with their love of Ass. If they loved Arse instead then this confusion might not have happened.Originally posted by rl4engc View PostA better way to prevent further people being infected would be to tell them not to put their penises in a donkey.
England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Now who was it who said
A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostNow who was it who saidJamie Oliver?A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Yes. Thats why I try to get a virgin one.....Originally posted by psychocandy View PostCan sheep get rabies?


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Best of luck with that if you're in Wales...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYes. Thats why I try to get a virgin one.....His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Rather pretty though
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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