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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
donkey was killed to prevent further people being infectedOriginally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00"I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong." -
Originally posted by rl4engc View PostA better way to prevent further people being infected would be to tell them not to put their penises in a donkey.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Now who was it who said
A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostNow who was it who saidA man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostCan sheep get rabies?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYes. Thats why I try to get a virgin one.....His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Rather pretty though
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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