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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    phwoar ey-oore

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    I've not read the article but how do we know the donkey did not give consent and was the donkey dressed provocatively?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    (I remember some Christian guys saying the reason they don't have one wife is there is only so much trouble they want in their lives.)
    ftfy

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by RetSet View Post
    Why would he need loads of wives?
    Cos he likes trouble.

    (I remember some Muslim guys saying the reason they don't have more than one wife is there is only so much trouble they want in their lives.)

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  • RetSet
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    He had loads of wives including an older one so why would he need an animal?
    Why would he need loads of wives?

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  • woohoo
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    I've not read the article but how do we know the donkey did not give consent and was the donkey dressed provocatively?

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  • vetran
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    They needed something like this



    Kudos to Greenlake.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by RetSet View Post
    The Prophet, peace be upon him?
    He had loads of wives including an older one so why would he need an animal?

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  • RetSet
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Now who was it who said

    A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.
    The Prophet, peace be upon him?

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  • Paddy
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    Rather pretty though

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Yes. Thats why I try to get a virgin one.....
    Best of luck with that if you're in Wales...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Can sheep get rabies?
    Yes. Thats why I try to get a virgin one.....

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  • psychocandy
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    Can sheep get rabies?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Now who was it who said
    A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable.
    Jamie Oliver?

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  • original PM
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    Ha Ha

    fooking animals fooking animals.

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