My chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.
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Chookin 'ell, all Republicans then...Originally posted by WTFH View PostMy chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Rescued Rhodies, so they have been saved from all that.Originally posted by Mordac View PostChookin 'ell, all Republicans then...
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I put a Tesco chicken in the oven the other day. 2 hours later it had gone. I assumed it was the cat. Was it you?Originally posted by WTFH View PostMy chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.Comment
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Unlikely.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI put a Tesco chicken in the oven the other day. 2 hours later it had gone. I assumed it was the cat. Was it you?
While mine arrive pretty bald and having never seen daylight or set foot on grass, they are still alive.
The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I asked one of my ex-wives to do that. She called her lawyer. Some wives are so narrow minded.Originally posted by WTFH View PostUnlikely.
While mine arrive pretty bald and having never seen daylight or set foot on grass, they are still alive.
The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.Comment
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isn't that a rock 'n' roll rehab centre ??Originally posted by WTFH View PostRescued Rhodies, so they have been saved from all that.
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you are supposed to paint them not inject them.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI asked one of my ex-wives to do that. She called her lawyer. Some wives are so narrow minded.Comment
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Don't tell any Muslims that's what the supermarkets do. A bit of pork fat in their chicken won't do them any harm.Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.
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