Reply to: PM for WTFH

[OwlHoot]

The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.

Don't tell any Muslims that's what the supermarkets do. A bit of pork fat in their chicken won't do them any harm.

[vetran]

I asked one of my ex-wives to do that. She called her lawyer. Some wives are so narrow minded.

you are supposed to paint them not inject them.

[BR14]

Rescued Rhodies, so they have been saved from all that.

isn't that a rock 'n' roll rehab centre ??

[BrilloPad]

Unlikely.
While mine arrive pretty bald and having never seen daylight or set foot on grass, they are still alive.

The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.

I asked one of my ex-wives to do that. She called her lawyer. Some wives are so narrow minded.

[WTFH]

I put a Tesco chicken in the oven the other day. 2 hours later it had gone. I assumed it was the cat. Was it you?

Unlikely.
While mine arrive pretty bald and having never seen daylight or set foot on grass, they are still alive.

The only think that might be alive in your Tesco chicken would be bugs in the water/pork fat mixture they inject into the breasts to make them look plump and juicy.

[BrilloPad]

My chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.

I put a Tesco chicken in the oven the other day. 2 hours later it had gone. I assumed it was the cat. Was it you?

[WTFH]

Chookin 'ell, all Republicans then...

Rescued Rhodies, so they have been saved from all that.

[Mordac]

My chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.

Chookin 'ell, all Republicans then...

[WTFH]

My chickens are Rhode Island Reds, all rescues.

[MarillionFan]

One day someone will teach you how to link to images too.

[BrilloPad]

Oh I could link it, clientco blocked it and sent a message to support sayng I was accessing dodgy stuff.

Was it clientco? Or the first class lounge? Or the job center?

[WTFH]

Oh I could link it, clientco blocked it and sent a message to support sayng I was accessing dodgy stuff.

Raise an incident with their helpdesk, create a ticket off the incident saying "don't you know who I am"
Assign it to yourself.

And then, if you ever work from home, you can log in on your own computer and post the image you were looking for.

[MarillionFan]

One day someone will teach you how to link to images too.

Oh I could link it, clientco blocked it and sent a message to support sayng I was accessing dodgy stuff.

[WTFH]

Are mods taught that?

Ah yes - only on day 2.

Yes, the 24 hour probationary period was a great idea set up by Kim Jong-Admin.

[BrilloPad]

One day someone will teach you how to link to images too.

Are mods taught that?

Ah yes - only on day 2.