Hipster causes murder on a bike

[BrilloPad]

Seems not having brakes would have made no difference. He was on the phone at the time.

[Hobosapien]

Seems not having brakes would have made no difference. He was on the phone at the time.

So everyone involved was on the phone.

Phone addiction is real, wonder how the government will figure out how to tax it.

[PurpleGorilla]

Seems not having brakes would have made no difference. He was on the phone at the time.

He must have been tracking his 'off the lights' acceleration on his phone.

I bet he can beat £20k tulip boxes up to 20mph.

[BrilloPad]

He must have been tracking his 'off the lights' acceleration on his phone.

I bet he can beat £20k tulip boxes up to 20mph.

At the time he was googling "what to say on social media if you kill someone". He never did see the result.

[BrilloPad]

So everyone involved was on the phone.

Phone addiction is real, wonder how the government will figure out how to tax it.

Smartphone separation anxiety is getting worse | Daily Mail Online

[GJABS]

I'm off to the Old Bailey to see if I can get into this trial (court 11). I'll report back if anything interesting happens. And if I can bust any media biased reporting of the trial.

[northernladyuk]

I'm off to the Old Bailey to see if I can get into this trial (court 11). I'll report back if anything interesting happens. And if I can bust any media biased reporting of the trial.

They may ask you to remove your tinfoil hat before entering the building.

[BrilloPad]

I'm off to the Old Bailey to see if I can get into this trial (court 11). I'll report back if anything interesting happens. And if I can bust any media biased reporting of the trial.

Hopefully you will be there when the judge puts his black cap on.

[malvolio]

Get an umbrella?

Hmmm. Another cyclist no looking where's he's going...

I got shouted out by a well dressed lady recently for not stopping for her on a Zebra Crossing. I did then stop, pointed out that since she was riding her bike across she wasn't therefore a pedestrian, had no right of way and was in fact breaking the law.

And just too be clear, there was no chance of me hitting her by not stopping since we were at opposite ends of a fairly wide crossing and she would not have been inconvenienced in the slightest...

But I do get seriously irritated by having to stop at a Pelican Crossing for some tit on a bike who's pressed the button so they can ride across the road.

[northernladyuk]

Hmmm. Another cyclist no looking where's he's going...

I got shouted out by a well dressed lady recently for not stopping for her on a Zebra Crossing. I did then stop, pointed out that since she was riding her bike across she wasn't therefore a pedestrian, had no right of way and was in fact breaking the law.

And just too be clear, there was no chance of me hitting her by not stopping since we were at opposite ends of a fairly wide crossing and she would not have been inconvenienced in the slightest...

But I do get seriously irritated by having to stop at a Pelican Crossing for some tit on a bike who's pressed the button so they can ride across the road.

Chill out. You're only irritating yourself.