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Achtung - Kellner sprechen Englisch
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Let us know how that plays out so that we can take whatever actions are deemed necessary.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostFirst they came for the cretins...
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Where are you then? Narnia, Atlantis, Babar's Kingdom or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Country_of_the_BlindOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI love Europeans. In Europe.....“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I am in DarmyLand. Everything is fine here.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhere are you then? Narnia, Atlantis, Babar's Kingdom or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Country_of_the_Blind
Do you need more crayons? Should we send in nurse to tie your shoelaces?Comment
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He's not allowed shoe laces.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am in DarmyLand. Everything is fine here.
Do you need more crayons? Should we send in nurse to tie your shoelaces?Comment
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English is not a very efficient language, it's the equivalent to BASIC programming. There is also a lot of ambiguity with the grammar.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan't we all just learn English and be done with it?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Or Crayons.............Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHe's not allowed shoe laces.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostJens Spahn said hearing waiters speaking English in Berlin 'drives me up the wall'
37-year-old politician insisted you would 'never find this kind of lunacy in Paris'Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am in DarmyLand. Everything is fine here.
Do you need more crayons? Should we send in nurse to tie your shoelaces?Brexiters, don't you just love them. I suspect severe trepanation wouldn't make an improvement ...Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOr Crayons.............
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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If it didn't work the first time, why do you think it would a second?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostBrexiters, don't you just love them. I suspect severe trepanation wouldn't make an improvement ...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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