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Now I know why some of you are sexist...

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    #21
    Just remember

    when men look at porn they are filthy inadequate beasts

    when women look at porn they are liberated sexual beings at peace with themselves

    HTH

    DA

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      #22
      I saw a different version of the article earlier this week. It seems p0rn concentrates too much on penetrative sex which does not get women off.

      Of course we all know that what gets women off is er er what is it that gets them off? Is it shopping?

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        #23
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

        Of course we all know that what gets women off is er er what is it that gets them off? Is it shopping?
        ME
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          Originally posted by DodgyAccountant View Post
          when women look at porn they are liberated sexual beings at peace with themselves
          Women who watch porn are less satisfied – because their men don’t measure up to the studs on screen - The Sun

          WOMEN who watch porn feel short-changed by their fellas failing to match up to the studs, researchers say.

          They have “unrealistic expectations” in the trouser department — and about their partners’ stamina.

          It means unsuspecting chaps risk being rated flops in bed, a study by psychologists found.

          The revelation — amid a boom in women viewing internet porn — led to scientists behind the research warning yesterday: “Genitalia can be digitally or cosmetically altered, depicting larger than average penis size.”

          Sex expert Kaitlyn Goldsmith, who led the study in Canada, said of romps in X-rated films: “Intercourse is shown to last longer than average, men sustain erections longer and women experience orgasms more easily than in real-world encounters.”

          It found porn viewed by females was “linked to consumers’ dissatisfaction with their partners’ appearance”.

          Women ran the risk of “unrealistic expectations for sexual performance”.

          The shock for fellas comes after Pornhub, the world’s largest adult site, revealed more than a quarter of online visitors are now women.

          The top search terms they enter include the words “big d***”.

          Relationship charity Relate has warned online porn is fuelling a crisis in bedrooms, with two in three people saying their sex life is disappointing.

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            #25
            I'd probably last longer if it was my fourth shot of the day!.

            Also often the pop shot is filmed early on in the shoot and then the boning after.

            But my knob is huge.

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              #26
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              I'd probably last longer if it was my fourth shot of the day!.

              Also often the pop shot is filmed early on in the shoot and then the boning after.

              But my knob is huge.
              I think you misheard. We did not say you had a huge knob. We said you were a huge knob.

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                #27
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                I'd probably last longer if it was my fourth shot of the day!.

                Also often the pop shot is filmed early on in the shoot and then the boning after.

                But my knob is huge.
                and of course the dish of little blue smarties helps.

                Men have Ron Jeremy to prove that they don't have to be sexy. The women however are held to a higher standard.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  and of course the dish of little blue smarties helps.

                  Men have Ron Jeremy to prove that they don't have to be sexy. The women however are held to a higher standard.
                  Take just 2 steps outside mainstream porn and that falls apart.

                  You will need eye bleach!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I think you misheard. We did not say you had a huge knob. We said you were a huge knob.
                    Don't talk with you mouth full!!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      Ahh the "nice guy" tulip.

                      Seriously they aren't nice.
                      Explain please?

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