New Demanding and Arrogant Contract BA at Client Co

[Fronttoback]

He has a small winky.

How small is small? Can you estimate and I'll get back to you ASAP with a yes/no.

[Fronttoback]

Are you some sort of poofters mouthpiece?

Is that one of those new jappo sex robots? They retail at 2k cable but you can get them from bamboo in brick lane market for a pony and and an 'enry.

[Fronttoback]

Ah. Before you die, maybe try a woman, just for a change?

Mate, I stick to Jack and Danny, because I know what to do - do you?

[MrMarkyMark]

Thought you were going to NZ Walter?

What's up Chubs?
Butt plug playing up again?

[barrydidit]

Mate, I stick to Jackin' Danny, because I know what to do - do you?

I'm sure Danny appreciates it too.

[BrilloPad]

This thread is getting seriously off topic. Can we get back to mod insults. Or Brexit. Or whatever.

[MrMarkyMark]

This thread is getting seriously off topic. Can we get back to mod insults. Or Brexit. Or whatever.

To be quite frank it shows how bad things are work wise out there.

There were a few who claimed my imaginary (Walter Mitty) BA was actually them.

[WTFH]

Mate in three moves.

Enough about your love life, can we stick to the topic in hand?


Oh, sorry, "in hand" is your love life.

[Fronttoback]

To be quite frank it shows how bad things are work wise out there.

There were a few who claimed my imaginary (Walter Mitty) BA was actually them.

BA as a job title, has been a big blag. Too many chancers out there. Enough vagueness in the deliverables to hide incompetence. Often a self importance that reveals ignorance. When I hear a BA say things like "we built...", I cringe. These people see the tip of the iceberg. It's like they topped up the oil in the car, specified how the water level should be above a certain threshold - and then claim they built the engine and take credit for winning the F1.

Thankfully, in banking, the trend now is to do away with seperate BA and get the developer to do it. Back to the root. That's how it used to be. What has happened is that there are less and less oldskool geeky developers these days- which is closing the gap that BAs have milked.

Next, can we focus on lowlevel PMs and scrum masters?

[Fronttoback]

Enough about your love life, can we stick to the topic in hand?


Oh, sorry, "in hand" is your love life.

He's said he's dating Palmela Handerson.