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Great quote FTA:
Clothes that would look perfectly demure on anyone with a nice neat B-cup end up looking borderline pornographic when you’re rocking a 34F.
[Edit: and this one....]
Own up now...Lunch is a nightmare
At the end of a desk-based meal you end up having to go to second base with yourself just to de-crumb. Especially fun if one of the weird guys from IT is already giving you the side-eye. Bit of rocket in your bra, some ketchup on your nipple: honestly, big boobs basically mean you need a bib just to eat a quick sarnie between meetings.
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Mrs BP has massive boobs and she gets lots of abuse in the workplace.
But then she is a housewife....Comment
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I work with many ladies who are blessed (or cursed) by a full rack.
One is so skinny its painful after losing her baby weight in days yet her boobs are like Freddie & Roger in Drag (Queen reference fill in the blanks) I suspect D-E. I have never seen her look untidy or flaunt them she is just too professional. She happens to be excellent at her job and one of my favourite colleagues.
Other ladies manage the same.
Whilst many of them are attractive despite being the IT Guy I try to keep my eyes to myself.
I do see some men behave that way, so I suppose its true.Comment
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Tell her I will pop round Tuesday!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP has massive boobs and she gets lots of abuse in the workplace.
But then she is a housewife....Comment
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She's busy on Tuesday.Originally posted by vetran View PostTell her I will pop round Tuesday!
...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Haven't you visited before? I am sure she mentioned Justin. Or was it Just in?Originally posted by vetran View PostTell her I will pop round Tuesday!
Taking her cycling?Originally posted by WTFH View PostShe's busy on Tuesday.
...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)

Okay, that is the last cycling joke....Comment
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Nah I'm doing the early shift Tuesdaay, she likes a decent performer first thing to get her warmed up before she deals with the Dross!Originally posted by WTFH View PostShe's busy on Tuesday.
...and will be exhausted on Wednesday. (I was going to say "shagged out", but that might be misconstrued)Comment
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Yeah that's me 'Justin Time' That's what she calls me 'A decent shag - Justin Time'Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHaven't you visited before? I am sure she mentioned Justin. Or was it Just in?
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