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AtW replied

9 July 2017, 15:57
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Photoshop. Missing a mole from inside of cleavage.

Russian mole?
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BrilloPad replied

9 July 2017, 15:54
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

I wonder how Trump would behave if he saw this....

Photoshop. Missing a mole from inside of cleavage.
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AtW replied

8 July 2017, 22:05
Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post

How do I unsee that!

By going blind...
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PurpleGorilla replied

8 July 2017, 21:40
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

I wonder how Trump would behave if he saw this....

How do I unsee that!
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 July 2017, 20:43
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Just because a lady does not do up her top button does not give you the right to look down her top and drool....

Mine were Mrs MarkyMarks comments really.

She has got it, but would never flaunt it (apart from for me, of course)
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greenlake replied

8 July 2017, 17:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Just because a lady does not do up her top button does not give you the right to look down her top and drool....

I wonder how Trump would behave if he saw this....
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BrilloPad replied

8 July 2017, 17:05
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Well endowed ladies have to be more thoughtful about their office dress.

i.e. not do anything approximating a Holden

Unfortunately, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

If you don't want people to look at it, don't show it

Just because a lady does not do up her top button does not give you the right to look down her top and drool....
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MrMarkyMark replied

8 July 2017, 15:39
Well endowed ladies have to be more thoughtful about their office dress.

i.e. not do anything approximating a Holden

Unfortunately, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

If you don't want people to look at it, don't show it
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SueEllen replied

8 July 2017, 12:22
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

There are some truths there.

But entertainingly I have had less comments working in construction than any previous office based jobs

Nice to know that construction scheme legislation works.
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vetran replied

8 July 2017, 12:03
Originally posted by Lost It View Post

I removed one guy from site because he kept commenting on a colleagues chest. He was somewhat shocked...

yeah he thought MF should diet!
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Mordac replied

8 July 2017, 11:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Haven't you visited before? I am sure she mentioned Justin. Or was it Just in?

Taking her cycling?

Okay, that is the last cycling joke....

It was a joke? Glad you pointed that out...
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Lost It replied

8 July 2017, 10:24
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

There are some truths there.

But entertainingly I have had less comments working in construction than any previous office based jobs

I removed one guy from site because he kept commenting on a colleagues chest. He was somewhat shocked...
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Halo Jones replied

7 July 2017, 14:31
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Or you are just getting old and past it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
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woohoo replied

7 July 2017, 14:15
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

There are some truths there.

But entertainingly I have had less comments working in construction than any previous office based jobs

Or you are just getting old and past it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
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WTFH replied

7 July 2017, 13:37
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If they look like foxes, I will demand a DNA test.....

I suspect if they look like foxes THEY will want a DNA test.
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