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Mmmmm"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
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Add cream and it's even better. Try it. (No, not to the wine...). Personally, I add gorgonzola for a bit of a piquant taste.Originally posted by cojak View PostShe can't fecking cook - that's the basic truth.
I mean - what do you need to do to carbonara? It's basically just straining the spaghetti, chucking in some fried prosciutto and folding in a beaten egg, a twist of black pepper and a (un)healthy grating of parmesan and putting it all on a plate.
Add a nice glass of Italian white and you're sorted.
It's called "cooking".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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you forgot getting her puppies out for the lads and slurping her spaghetti.Originally posted by cojak View PostShe can't fecking cook - that's the basic truth.
I mean - what do you need to do to carbonara? It's basically just straining the spaghetti, chucking in some fried prosciutto and folding in a beaten egg, a twist of black pepper and a (un)healthy grating of parmesan and putting it all on a plate.
Add a nice glass of Italian white and you're sorted.
Sorry she knows exactly what she is doing and is very good at it.Comment
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Well that's true enough or she wouldn't have lasted so long.Originally posted by vetran View Postyou forgot getting her puppies out for the lads and slurping her spaghetti.
Sorry she knows exactly what she is doing and is very good at it."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Nobody I know could care two hoots about that minor detail though.Originally posted by cojak View PostShe can't fecking cook - that's the basic truth.Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.Comment
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Most of my baking is done using Nigella recipes because they just work. Brilliantly.
I can't cook so haven't tried her savoury recipes.
And, yes, baking is different to cooking (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it)Comment
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Still having to sign the Regsiter weekly?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYeah, I've done 20 years, so what?Last edited by northernladyuk; 8 July 2017, 10:42.Comment
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Indeed, her sticky toffee pudding is a breeze and turns out brilliantly every time. Happy days.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMost of my baking is done using Nigella recipes because they just work. Brilliantly.
I can't cook so haven't tried her savoury recipes.
And, yes, baking is different to cooking (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it)
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostStill having to sign the Regsiter weekly?
He has one of these now, so they know where he is at all times.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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