Contracting, Sexy Time and an Invoicing Conundrum

[MrMarkyMark]

The old man has the reverse problem when he does his books while noshing a magistrate in the end cubicle at Wigan Wallgate.

Put down as "Sundry" costs, as a loss, surely

[northernladyuk]

Put down as "Sundry" costs, as a loss, surely

His ideal client is an accountant with an accountancy fetish, although he did have an amusing misunderstanding once about double entry bookkeeping.

[WTFH]

I asked my accountant and she mumbled something or other. She really shouldn't speak with her mouth full.

[MrMarkyMark]

I asked my accountant and she mumbled something or other. She really shouldn't speak with her mouth full.

You mean she's not chartered, they are usually raised far better than that.


Surrey man aren't you?

[MarillionFan]

It's only 30 seconds out of your day.

[MrMarkyMark]

It's only 30 seconds out of your day.

Bench time doesn't count in this scenario, Big Boy

[WTFH]

You mean she's not chartered, they are raised far better than that.

Surrey man aren't you?

I may live in the leafy county, but that doesn't mean I'm from here.

As for being chartered, all I know is she provides invoices, balances my books, looks after my money, telling me where to put it with interest and when to withdraw.

[northernladyuk]

Bench time doesn't count in this scenario, Big Boy

He's also hiding behind Equality legislation, to discount time spent setting up his obesity enablement marital aids.

[MrMarkyMark]

I may live in the leafy county, but that doesn't mean I'm from here.

As for being chartered, all I know is she provides invoices, balances my books, looks after my money, telling me where to put it with interest and when to withdraw.

I meant where you lived currently .

All said and told with a large smile on her face.

Is it a Free agent type of shared service or a strictly 1:1 personal service?

Did she got to a good Surrey school, or does she talk like a docker?

Just realised you might have missed the Daddy's girl, usually pony owning, Surrey connotations

[MrMarkyMark]

He's also hiding behind Equality legislation, to discount time spent setting up his obesity enablement marital aids.

The marital aids whose quality control is being rigorously enforced by this heavyweight, rare breed, 50 stone professional?

Fingers crossed, all good, for MF this time around.