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Contracting, Sexy Time and an Invoicing Conundrum

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    #id
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Just realised you might have missed the Daddy's girl, usually pony owning, Surrey connotations
    She charges a pony. Owns a couple of polo ones. Don't they all round here?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #id
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      She charges a pony. Owns a couple of polo ones. Don't they all round here?
      OK, so she's a multiple horse owner, all good so far.

      Does she speak with a finishing school accent?

      If so where did she pick up the appalling habit of speaking with her mouth full.

      Obviously, you are not Surrey born and bred, indeed nor am I, I just believe you deserve better.
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #id
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        OK, so she's a multiple horse owner, all good so far.

        Does she speak with a finishing school accent?

        If so where did she pick up the appalling habit of speaking with her mouth full.

        Obviously, you are not Surrey born and bred, indeed nor am I, I just believe you deserve better.
        Yes, she went to finishing school, she speaks with plums in her mouth.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #id
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Yes, she went to finishing school, she speaks with plums in her mouth.
          Great.

          Glad you have confirmed the breeding, there's a hell of a lot of Mutton dressed as lamb these days.

          Nothing worse than a victim .

          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #id
            A minute tossing off over the grattan catalogue ???
            Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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              #id
              Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
              A minute tossing off over the grattan catalogue ???
              In the office
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #id
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                In the office
                Don't all contractors? The bigger question is do you invoice for that time....

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Don't all contractors? The bigger question is do you invoice for that time....
                  I thought everyone just put it down as a "coffee" break
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    I thought everyone just put it down as a "coffee" break
                    Not me.
                    "2 hour meeting to discuss IR35, focussing on Direction and Control."
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Not me.
                      "2 hour meeting to discuss IR35, focussing on Direction and Control."
                      Oh I agree, there are always times for a 2 hour focused meeting.

                      However, absolutely splendid results can be achieved in a quick "coffee" break approach, as described above.

                      Especially if you have an upcoming conference call
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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