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Contracting, Sexy Time and an Invoicing Conundrum
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She charges a pony. Owns a couple of polo ones. Don't they all round here?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
OK, so she's a multiple horse owner, all good so far.Originally posted by WTFH View PostShe charges a pony. Owns a couple of polo ones. Don't they all round here?
Does she speak with a finishing school accent?
If so where did she pick up the appalling habit of speaking with her mouth full.
Obviously, you are not Surrey born and bred, indeed nor am I, I just believe you deserve better.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Yes, she went to finishing school, she speaks with plums in her mouth.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOK, so she's a multiple horse owner, all good so far.
Does she speak with a finishing school accent?
If so where did she pick up the appalling habit of speaking with her mouth full.
Obviously, you are not Surrey born and bred, indeed nor am I, I just believe you deserve better.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Great.Originally posted by WTFH View PostYes, she went to finishing school, she speaks with plums in her mouth.
Glad you have confirmed the breeding, there's a hell of a lot of Mutton dressed as lamb these days.
Nothing worse than a victim
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In the officeOriginally posted by psychocandy View PostA minute tossing off over the grattan catalogue ???
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Don't all contractors? The bigger question is do you invoice for that time....Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostIn the office
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I thought everyone just put it down as a "coffee" breakOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDon't all contractors? The bigger question is do you invoice for that time....
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Not me.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI thought everyone just put it down as a "coffee" break
"2 hour meeting to discuss IR35, focussing on Direction and Control."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Oh I agree, there are always times for a 2 hour focused meeting.Originally posted by WTFH View PostNot me.
"2 hour meeting to discuss IR35, focussing on Direction and Control."
However, absolutely splendid results can be achieved in a quick "coffee" break approach, as described above.
Especially if you have an upcoming conference call
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