Reply to: Contracting, Sexy Time and an Invoicing Conundrum

[MrMarkyMark]

Don't forget 'mutuality of obligation'.

That's most probably a follow up meeting all of its own.

[PurpleGorilla]

Not me.
"2 hour meeting to discuss IR35, focussing on Direction and Control."

Don't forget 'mutuality of obligation'.

[MrMarkyMark]

Not me.
"2 hour meeting to discuss IR35, focussing on Direction and Control."

Oh I agree, there are always times for a 2 hour focused meeting.

However, absolutely splendid results can be achieved in a quick "coffee" break approach, as described above.

Especially if you have an upcoming conference call

[WTFH]

I thought everyone just put it down as a "coffee" break

Not me.
"2 hour meeting to discuss IR35, focussing on Direction and Control."

[MrMarkyMark]

Don't all contractors? The bigger question is do you invoice for that time....

I thought everyone just put it down as a "coffee" break

[BrilloPad]

In the office

Don't all contractors? The bigger question is do you invoice for that time....

[MrMarkyMark]

A minute tossing off over the grattan catalogue ???

In the office

[psychocandy]

A minute tossing off over the grattan catalogue ???

[MrMarkyMark]

Yes, she went to finishing school, she speaks with plums in her mouth.

Great.

Glad you have confirmed the breeding, there's a hell of a lot of Mutton dressed as lamb these days.

Nothing worse than a victim .

[WTFH]

OK, so she's a multiple horse owner, all good so far.

Does she speak with a finishing school accent?

If so where did she pick up the appalling habit of speaking with her mouth full.

Obviously, you are not Surrey born and bred, indeed nor am I, I just believe you deserve better.

Yes, she went to finishing school, she speaks with plums in her mouth.

[MrMarkyMark]

She charges a pony. Owns a couple of polo ones. Don't they all round here?

OK, so she's a multiple horse owner, all good so far.

Does she speak with a finishing school accent?

If so where did she pick up the appalling habit of speaking with her mouth full.

Obviously, you are not Surrey born and bred, indeed nor am I, I just believe you deserve better.

[WTFH]

Just realised you might have missed the Daddy's girl, usually pony owning, Surrey connotations

She charges a pony. Owns a couple of polo ones. Don't they all round here?

[MrMarkyMark]

He's also hiding behind Equality legislation, to discount time spent setting up his obesity enablement marital aids.

The marital aids whose quality control is being rigorously enforced by this heavyweight, rare breed, 50 stone professional?

Fingers crossed, all good, for MF this time around.

[MrMarkyMark]

I may live in the leafy county, but that doesn't mean I'm from here.

As for being chartered, all I know is she provides invoices, balances my books, looks after my money, telling me where to put it with interest and when to withdraw.

I meant where you lived currently .

All said and told with a large smile on her face.

Is it a Free agent type of shared service or a strictly 1:1 personal service?

Did she got to a good Surrey school, or does she talk like a docker?

Just realised you might have missed the Daddy's girl, usually pony owning, Surrey connotations

[northernladyuk]

Bench time doesn't count in this scenario, Big Boy

He's also hiding behind Equality legislation, to discount time spent setting up his obesity enablement marital aids.