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Not even warmOriginally posted by original PM View PostYeah but I am struggling! Is it you?

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Obviously there is NorthernLaduk - but I was assume some had created a sockie to take the piss out of that poster...Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostNot even warm
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I hadn't read the whole story, I'd assumed it was a typical home defence small handgun.
At the very least you'd test-fire by shooting another book!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Ben's List of Manly FirearmsThe Desert Eagle .50AE pistol is the most powerful automatic handgun in the world. It fires the enormous .50 caliber Action Express cartridge which delivers about 60% more energy than a Dirty-Harry special .44 magnum cartridge.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Start off with a list of clever CUK posters. That will narrow it down somewhat.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPeoples writing style usually gives it away.
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I already know, I'm just trying to find someone who will accept a £10K bet on it.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostStart off with a list of clever CUK posters. That will narrow it down somewhat.

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a dessert eagle? - interesting culinary conceptOriginally posted by vetran View Postand why a dessert eagle, why not the main gun on an Abrahams?
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