Today's Darwin award goes to - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

SueEllen replied

12 July 2017, 19:24
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Gay man thought to become first Muslim to have UK same-sex marriage

<place holder>

Mean!
Leave a comment:
Troll replied

12 July 2017, 18:23
Gay man thought to become first Muslim to have UK same-sex marriage

<place holder>
Leave a comment:
northernladyuk replied

29 June 2017, 14:34
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Yeah - think we were looking for smart people not smart arses!

Start by excluding yourself and your dumbass fellow travellers.
Leave a comment:
MrMarkyMark replied

29 June 2017, 13:10
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Yeah - think we were looking for smart people not smart arses!

Sometimes we just have to make do with what we have
Leave a comment:
original PM replied

29 June 2017, 13:05
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

That's where you would be wrong.

Plenty of smart arses in General

Yeah - think we were looking for smart people not smart arses!
Leave a comment:
OwlHoot replied

29 June 2017, 12:57
Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post

Though with the desert eagle maybe it would pack enough punch to kill the heart or damage it beyond repair if fired directly at the person from 30cm, regardless of what book was in the way.

Absolutely : Commotio cordis

A young woman was killed only the other day when a soda bottle or similar exploded and the top struck her chest.
Leave a comment:
vetran replied

29 June 2017, 12:45
Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post

Though with the desert eagle maybe it would pack enough punch to kill the heart or damage it beyond repair if fired directly at the person from 30cm, regardless of what book was in the way.

bit of fun
Leave a comment:
Hobosapien replied

29 June 2017, 12:41
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I hadn't read the whole story, I'd assumed it was a typical home defence small handgun.

At the very least you'd test-fire by shooting another book!

Though with the desert eagle maybe it would pack enough punch to kill the heart or damage it beyond repair if fired directly at the person from 30cm, regardless of what book was in the way.
Leave a comment:
MrMarkyMark replied

29 June 2017, 12:23
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Lol no whose sockie Lady is.

seeing as rarely post anywhere but general I would be unlikely to be on a list of smart posters...

That's where you would be wrong.

Plenty of smart arses in General
Leave a comment:
BR14 replied

29 June 2017, 12:23
./

Originally posted by NigelJK View Post

What, the Americans?
Leave a comment:
original PM replied

29 June 2017, 12:22
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

What the list of smart posters?

Were you on it

Lol no whose sockie Lady is.

seeing as rarely post anywhere but general I would be unlikely to be on a list of smart posters...
Leave a comment:
MrMarkyMark replied

29 June 2017, 12:21
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Someone Pm'ed me with the details

What the list of smart posters?

Were you on it
Leave a comment:
original PM replied

29 June 2017, 12:16
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Start off with a list of clever CUK posters. That will narrow it down somewhat.

Someone Pm'ed me with the details
Leave a comment:
NigelJK replied

29 June 2017, 12:15
What, the Americans?
Leave a comment:
BR14 replied

29 June 2017, 12:02
and they're not eligible for a darwin award anyway, - they've already polluted the gene pool.
Leave a comment: