May announces new GE after DUP talks fail

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[OwlHoot]

Obviously the gormless looking gurning guy on the left showing his fists is sasguru, but is that you on the right?

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Ohh 124 little fishes..

[cojak]

I was expecting

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[scooterscot]

I predict an election in 5-years. Want to bet?

[d000hg]

I predict an election in 5-years. Want to bet?

I predict an election within the next 5 years.

[WTFH]

Based on May wanting to push parliament terms to 2 years instead of one, maybe the next election will be in 10 years, when we can re-vote in our glorious leader, or be deported for not voting Tory.

[The_Equalizer]

Based on May wanting to push parliament terms to 2 years instead of one, maybe the next election will be in 10 years, when we can re-vote in our glorious leader, or be deported for not voting Tory.

That's right, all Tory voters what to deport people. That said, having recently read a number of the Horrible Histories books to my kids I've got a few more interesting, and dare I say effective, ideas.

[OwlHoot]

Based on May wanting to push parliament terms to 2 years instead of one, maybe the next election will be in 10 years, when we can re-vote in our glorious leader, or be deported for not voting Tory.

It's an ominous next step to the LibCon coalition's 18 month parliament, because if Labour with its present hard-left leadership won an election it would give them a precedent for not bothering with a Queen's speech at all and thus sidelining the monarchy.