Official™ Conservative and Unionist Party manifesto thread

[jamesbrown]

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AtW approved.

EDIT: here or here.

[OwlHoot]

As someone said on the radio last week, all the Tories have to do is pinch a copy of the UKIP manifesto and typex out every occurrence of the words "hanging" and "flogging"

OH in "Oscar Wilde: 'I wish I'd said that'. Whistler (painter): 'You will Oscar, you will'" mode

[AtW]

Approval must be sought and paid for at least 48 hours in advance

[jamesbrown]

Approval must be sought and paid for at least 48 hours in advance

I've paid for it with my general good humour and positive outlook. Also, I gave the money to northernladyuk, and she promised she'd pass it on

[AtW]

Ok, fair enough, your posts are often pretty insightful ...

This thread is hereby approved to have The Official status!

[jamesbrown]

And so it begins.

[TestMangler]

Do you think it'll mention the intention to flog as much of the NHS as possible to Richard Branson ?

[vetran]

Also, I gave the money to northernladyuk, and she promised she'd pass it on

It wasn't the money she was going to pass on, if your nether regions are itchy then she has delivered.

[AtW]

And so it begins.

There is a hole in your mind...

[SueEllen]

Winter fuel allowance will be means tested.

No details on the freedom pass.

Mrs May is the "lunch snatcher" as she is ending universal free school meals.