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    Unfortunate Typos

    I have a (male) friend stopping over tonight. He occassionally works locally and stops over.

    Got this text from him last night

    Hi Pip - ok to pop my stiffy into your place about 8am tomorrow?
    Very swiftly followed up with

    I meant STUFF - what an unfortunate typo!
    I'm just worried that his predictive text is congisant of the word stiffy

    Think I'll be popping the deadlock on my bedroom door.
    Last edited by Pip in a Poke; 11 May 2017, 10:35.

    #2
    I'm never that organised.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      I never get a stiffy.
      FTFY
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
          I have a (male) friend stopping over tonight. He occassionally works locally and stops over.

          Got this text from him last night


          Very swiftly followed up with


          I'm just worried that his predictive text is congisant of the word stiffy

          Think I'll be popping the deadlock on my bedroom door.
          There was no typo. It was an intentional 'mistake' to try and test his chances

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            #6
            Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
            There was no typo. It was an intentional 'mistake' to try and test his chances
            I believe he would face a bit of surprise if he did
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              Everything you type is unfortunate.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                I believe he would face a bit of surprise if he did
                a la Crying Game?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  a la Crying Game?
                  Exactly
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    I do dislike my phone's autocorrect replacing a commonly used word with 'duck'. I most definitely am not after a good ducking; not since the witch trials, anyway.

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