Want a new washing machine?

[DaveB]

Don't buy a Miele.

Unless you want it to flood your internet connection with Spam and DDoS traffic.

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug, allows arbitrary code execution.

[MrMarkyMark]

Don't buy a Miele.

Unless you want it to flood your internet connection with Spam and DDoS traffic.

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug, allows arbitrary code execution.

No danger of that in our house....

[SimonMac]

Do we need to get Mrs B to show Dave the difference between a washing machine and a dishwasher?

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP can do it all by hand from now on.

[vetran]

Mrs BP can do it all by hand from now on.

you should be so lucky!

[TestMangler]

Mrs BP can do it all by hand from now on.

I would expect she already does

[Benny]

Post - Brexit you should all be buying these

British designed and built EBAC

No dishwashers yet though

[northernladyuk]

Mrs BP can do it all by hand from now on.

You want to treat her better. The Official Receiver can't afford for you to have another divorce.

[original PM]

Why the fook would you want white goods connected to the internet?

And do not give me this well I can turn it on and off remotely bollocks

You need to be physically present to fill it up so just turn it on when you have done so.

This really is a solution to a problem no one has.

[OwlHoot]

Don't buy a Miele.

Unless you want it to flood your internet connection with Spam and DDoS traffic.

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug, allows arbitrary code execution.

Flip, when it comes to washing mashines Miele certainly has the name, and I planned to buy one soon.

Would it not be possible just to permanently disable its stupid Internet connection somehow?