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Previously on "Want a new washing machine?"

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    she likes it if she can come quick. Not sure 2 hours would count as express.
    If it's not during billable time, 15 mins is all she gets...

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  • d000hg
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    Are we talking about MyHerpes?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    FTFY, the poor woman
    she likes it if she can come quick. Not sure 2 hours would count as express.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Mrs MMM calls it 'express Delivery'.
    FTFY, the poor woman

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Funny, never heard it called that before
    Mrs MMM calls it 'special Delivery'.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Which one?

    The one who delivers the letters or one of the ones who delivers those "special" parcels?
    Funny, never heard it called that before

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Postman?
    Which one?

    The one who delivers the letters or one of the ones who delivers those "special" parcels?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Postman?
    not met him

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Baby BP doesn't look a bit like the milkman.
    Postman?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    She probably is.
    Baby BP doesn't look a bit like the milkman.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    She isn't.
    She probably is.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Mary Christmas. The only CUKer to have ever had sex with another person.
    She isn't.

    She's the only one stupid enough to come on here and admit it was someone a clientco.

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  • vetran
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    no wimmin & washing machine joke?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    You are seriously telling a forum full of IT contractors that you don't need your washing machine connected to the Internet because you have hands? With your reputation?
    She'll know when the machine has finished because the nice feeling will stop.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    My reputation....?
    Mary Christmas. The only CUKer to have ever had sex with another person.

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