21. Become an expert at something
Absolute no's for me: Kids, dogs, hot air balloons, and any mountains in Wales. Stonehenge is a huge disappointment, you can't get closer than about 3 miles. Waste of time that one.
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Anyone else struggling with that one?
Absolute no's for me: Kids, dogs, hot air balloons, and any mountains in Wales. Stonehenge is a huge disappointment, you can't get closer than about 3 miles. Waste of time that one.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
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Sadly I had this one.
50. Go to an airport and pick a random fight
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Done 34 of them. Most of the ones I haven't done are going to remain not done.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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AssGuru & NLYUK are available if you have a £5Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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the cocktail not the action!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostYou've done number 27?
Well that's a start - Only another 49 to go!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I almost saw a volcano when I was on a business trip to Indonesia but hotels were all booked up. Damn!
PS Sex on the beach was with a seal but it didn't ask what.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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So can we call you Mr Tupperware?Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
You like a nice tight seal.
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and this popped into my head.Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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