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Apparently Trumpton doesn’t drink but theres no way he’s sober when he’s blurting his crap before bed..Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
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Stormy Daniels
Name says it all.
Paid £100k hush money but still cant resist the temptation of making a name for herself.
Stormy Daniels 'told to leave Trump alone' over affair claims - BBC NewsComment
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Trump goes on the warpath against "fake news"
It will be interesting see whether fake news TV channels and newspapers will survive.
According Breitbart 77% of Americans think fake news is a problem.
Poll: 77 Percent Believe Traditional Media Guilty of Fake News | Breitbart
fascinatingI'm alright JackComment
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Must resist looking up stormy Daniels in pornhubOriginally posted by saptastic View PostStormy Daniels
Name says it all.
Paid £100k hush money but still cant resist the temptation of making a name for herself.
Stormy Daniels 'told to leave Trump alone' over affair claims - BBC News
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Was it the best 1.5 minutes of your life?Originally posted by tarbera View PostMust resist looking up stormy Daniels in pornhub
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Are you suggesting Tarbera has a really slow connection?Originally posted by original PM View PostWas it the best 1.5 minutes of your life?
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Stormy Daniels.
Gotta love it when porn star names are hard to differentiate from zzzzcelebrity brat names. There's a lot of
about. 
So grabbing a porn star by the pussy is about as advisable as grabbing a tiger by the tail. Would never have guessed it, but Charlie Sheen claiming to have tiger blood should probably have been a clue. Who's 'winning' now.
Oh, and 'Stormy' was educated at a place called Scotlandville according to google front page. Is that what they'll call Scotland if it gets independence from the UK?
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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Trump now has a choice
Full on trade war with China
or a humiliating climbdown
Obviously China will be incredibly supportive in his upcoming talks with N. Korea.
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Trump Reportedly Tells Military To Start Planning For Syria Withdrawal
How long before he gets JFK'd?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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