First the Bowling Green massacre, now Sweden. Where will these fictional terrorists strike next?
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC
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He'll be saying it's SPECTRE next
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Really?Originally posted by teapot418 View PostMcCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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I am the greatest ever president of this great country, folks. Everybody says I'm gonna be great. I won so bigly that the losers and haters are now using Instashop and Photogram to fake newsify my stature. Sad!
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https://twitter.com/hashtag/trumpdraws?lang=enMy subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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Along with Cartoon Network and Disney Channel.Fox News is known to be among Donald Trump's favourite cable TV channelsComment
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No - they give out FAKE NEWS!Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostAlong with Cartoon Network and Disney Channel."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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That Swedish atrocity. Literally legs everywhere

#JeSuisIKEAMy subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.Comment
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Have you put one their beds together?
My fingers were BLEEDING. For a bit.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Have you taken their beds apart?Originally posted by quackhandle View PostHave you put one their beds together?
My fingers were BLEEDING. For a bit.
qh
It was thrilling chopping one up.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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