It's ALL Obama's fault!
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The man becomes more of a clown every time he opens his mouth and waves his tiny hands around.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIt's ALL Obama's fault!Comment
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With your ex still in it?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostHave you taken their beds apart?
It was thrilling chopping one up.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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He's under the patio....Originally posted by Mordac View PostWith your ex still in it?
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I've found that reading his quotes and tweets as if he's pissed makes it a bit more bearable.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostThe man becomes more of a clown every time he opens his mouth and waves his tiny hands around.
His description of uranium from about 50 seconds onwards...First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC
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Brilliant. Lots of bad things are done with uranium. He doesn't have a fecking clue.Originally posted by RonBW View PostHis description of uranium from about 50 seconds onwards...Comment
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Next time can the US choose another actor. Least when they don't understand they can act like they do.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostBrilliant. Lots of bad things are done with uranium. He doesn't have a fecking clue."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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And now Farage is following in Trump's footsteps...https://twitter.com/LBC/status/836299737187958784“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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The trouble with lying is that it can have the downside of making you look dishonest when you get caught out.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd now Farage is following in Trump's footsteps...https://twitter.com/LBC/status/836299737187958784First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC
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