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oh I can see this going well
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Or "Does it matter? You're always spending money on her and not me"Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostThe day it answers.
"Whatever"
Its going in the bin.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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you shouldn't have slept with SIRI you dog!Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIs that where you ask Alexa something and it either completely ingnores you or gives you lip back resulting in a massive argument over nothing and the Alexa won't respond to you for 2 days?Comment
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My five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIs that where you ask Alexa something and it either completely ingnores you or gives you lip back resulting in a massive argument over nothing and the Alexa won't respond to you for 2 days?Comment
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Still no eye-deer.Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostMy five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.Comment
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Originally posted by tomtomagain View PostDisplay? Display the results? What on Earth are you talking about?
It spoke out it's recommendation and prompted me to purchase. Which I duly did ( for research purposes you understand, not because I'm easily led ).
Mark my words it won't be long before we're all peering through the kitchen cupboards saying : "Alexa, Add heniz baked beans, six pack of Andrex Kitchen Roll and half a pound of sausages to my shopping basket".
I like Alexa. Mainly because I have 3 teenage daughters and Alexa is the only thing in the house that will listen to me, then do as I ask without arguing.
That's so last year!
https://www.alexaskillstore.com/OurGroceries/374Comment
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Don't you believe it. Some people will wink to anything these days. They'll just look like a cross between Popeye and Jeremy Beadle, with one forearm significantly larger than the other.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSo now tubby telly addicts will also have chubby fingers because they're not getting enough exercise constantly pressing the TV remote!
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Lol same at our house. We've also asked her what she wants to be. Only a few responses but one of them is quite clever......Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostMy five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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