Reply to: oh I can see this going well

[northernladuk]

My five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.

Lol same at our house. We've also asked her what she wants to be. Only a few responses but one of them is quite clever......

[LondonManc]

So now tubby telly addicts will also have chubby fingers because they're not getting enough exercise constantly pressing the TV remote!

Don't you believe it. Some people will wink to anything these days. They'll just look like a cross between Popeye and Jeremy Beadle, with one forearm significantly larger than the other.

[OwlHoot]

Netflix headband reads brain activity to select shows | Daily Mail Online ...

So now tubby telly addicts will also have chubby fingers because they're not getting enough exercise constantly pressing the TV remote!

[vetran]

Display? Display the results? What on Earth are you talking about?

It spoke out it's recommendation and prompted me to purchase. Which I duly did ( for research purposes you understand, not because I'm easily led ).

Mark my words it won't be long before we're all peering through the kitchen cupboards saying : "Alexa, Add heniz baked beans, six pack of Andrex Kitchen Roll and half a pound of sausages to my shopping basket".


I like Alexa. Mainly because I have 3 teenage daughters and Alexa is the only thing in the house that will listen to me, then do as I ask without arguing.

That's so last year!

https://www.alexaskillstore.com/OurGroceries/374

[northernladyuk]

My five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.

Still no eye-deer.

[The_Equalizer]

Is that where you ask Alexa something and it either completely ingnores you or gives you lip back resulting in a massive argument over nothing and the Alexa won't respond to you for 2 days?

My five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.

[vetran]

Is that where you ask Alexa something and it either completely ingnores you or gives you lip back resulting in a massive argument over nothing and the Alexa won't respond to you for 2 days?

you shouldn't have slept with SIRI you dog!

[LondonManc]

The day it answers.

"Whatever"

Its going in the bin.

Or "Does it matter? You're always spending money on her and not me"

[tomtomagain]

Until one of your daughters uploads the Teen2.1 mod.

The day it answers.

"Whatever"

Its going in the bin.

[northernladuk]

Until one of your daughters uploads the Teen2.1 mod.

Is that where you ask Alexa something and it either completely ingnores you or gives you lip back resulting in a massive argument over nothing and the Alexa won't respond to you for 2 days?

[LondonManc]

Display? Display the results? What on Earth are you talking about?

It spoke out it's recommendation and prompted me to purchase. Which I duly did ( for research purposes you understand, not because I'm easily led ).

Mark my words it won't be long before we're all peering through the kitchen cupboards saying : "Alexa, Add heniz baked beans, six pack of Andrex Kitchen Roll and half a pound of sausages to my shopping basket".


I like Alexa. Mainly because I have 3 teenage daughters and Alexa is the only thing in the house that will listen to me, then do as I ask without arguing.

Until one of your daughters uploads the Teen2.1 mod.

[tomtomagain]

Where did Alexa display the results?

Assuming it's on a device, how does Alexa know which device to show them on?

Display? Display the results? What on Earth are you talking about?

It spoke out it's recommendation and prompted me to purchase. Which I duly did ( for research purposes you understand, not because I'm easily led ).

Mark my words it won't be long before we're all peering through the kitchen cupboards saying : "Alexa, Add heniz baked beans, six pack of Andrex Kitchen Roll and half a pound of sausages to my shopping basket".


I like Alexa. Mainly because I have 3 teenage daughters and Alexa is the only thing in the house that will listen to me, then do as I ask without arguing.

[northernladyuk]

Sweet Jesus!!!! If SWMBO and the kids find out you can do that I'm gonna go broke... Second hand Echo for sale anyone?

At least we know now why you keep shouting that you want Milanese beans for your tea.

[barrydidit]

Sweet Jesus!!!! If SWMBO and the kids find out you can do that I'm gonna go broke... Second hand Echo for sale anyone?

Report all your cards as lost/stolen immediately

[vetran]

Sweet Jesus!!!! If SWMBO and the kids find out you can do that I'm gonna go broke... Second hand Echo for sale anyone?

you can turn off purchasing in the Alexa settings otherwise my children's inheritance would be spent on NLYUK (un)limited.