A bacon sandwich could kill you

[xoggoth]

I think it's along the lines of: it's the Mail

Rather proves my point about lefty assumptions.

PS Glad your anger management course worked. You are much politer recently. Well done. Can you pass the details to SASGuru and Darmstadt?

[Bee]

It certainly was. How dare anyone treat our lovely bacon in this way?

Britie.

[OwlHoot]

Rather proves my point about lefty assumptions.

No, I'm a righty and it's more an axiom than an assumption! We are talking about the Daily Mail remember.

PS Glad your anger management course worked. You are much politer recently. Well done. Can you pass the details to SASGuru and Darmstadt?

Aargh! No, please not Sas. He's funny when he's annoyed, in a small yappy dog kind of way.

[greenlake]

A bacon sandwich could kill you

Imagine what kind of damage a bacon AK-47 could do....

[vetran]

As an earwig I now have

Too Much Bacon will kill you
It'll make your Waist fly
Yes, too much Bacon will kill you
And you won't understand why


Apologies to Freddie Mercury.

Yes it was carefully associated in the Mail headline, my thought he was probably a nasty scrote anyway & someone shanked him for it.

[Cliphead]

Nobody did this one?

I could kill for a bacon sandwich

[NotAllThere]

Rather proves my point about lefty assumptions.

No, I'm a righty and it's more an axiom than an assumption!...

WOHS.

Nobody did this one?

I could kill for a bacon sandwich

Well, it's what I said after watching Babe.

[NotAllThere]

...
PS Glad your anger management course worked. You are much politer recently. Well done. Can you pass the details to SASGuru and Darmstadt?

'tis the season to be jolly. I'm sure normal service will be resumed shortly.