Christmas works drinks...

[northernladuk]

Your need for counselling is becoming increasingly evident.

Well someone isn't getting any for sure

[NotAllThere]

Well someone isn't getting any for sure

He does seem a little tetchy.

[vetran]

He does seem a little tetchy.

nope just having fun yanking your & AssGuru's chain.

[Paddy]

Unfortunately I am driving so zero alcohol for me. It has paid off in former years when being randomly stopped. No smell of alcohol and piggy does not even bother to breathalyse me. However, I always ask if they have finished, then I give them a rollicking and insist that they give me a “stop” notice. They ask “what ethnicity
do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.

[vetran]

“what ethnicity
do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.

See its you upsetting the stop & search figures

Now this is my mental image obviously quite wrong.

[OwlHoot]

They ask “what ethnicity do you your describe yourself” and I reply “Black Caribbean”. They don’t look happy but they have to tick the box.

Chortle!

If I was a copper and you were obviously "Caucasian" I'd do you for wasting police time, because "Black Caribbean" is five letters longer to write down!

[barrydidit]

Chortle!

If I was a copper and you were obviously "Caucasian" I'd do you for wasting police time, because "Black Caribbean" is five letters longer to write down!

Yeah, but it's easier for them to spell. And they get more practice

[administrator]

Admin, is it too late to change the Thread of the Year I voted for to this one?

Ah, so you were the one person from the forum who voted this year Yes, will change it for you!

[MaryPoppins]

Debrief from the day now, please.

All fine and back to normal, thankfully. I'm not back in the office yet, but we went for a quick coffee on the last day and laughed about it then talked shop as it we hadn't seen each others bits.


Phew.

[filthy1980]

only just seen this thread