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    German firefighters don HAZMAT suits to deal with spiders whose venom can cause erections | Daily Mail Online

    A single bite from the Brazilian wandering spider has been shown to have side-effects including four-hour long erections, loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and if its victim is not treated with anti-venom, could lead to death due to oxygen deprivation.

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    A single night with northernladyuk has been shown to have side-effects including four-hour long erections, loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and could lead to death due to oxygen deprivation.

    FTFY

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      #3
      How to deal with a four-hour long erection....

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        #4
        Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread
          doesn't everyone?

          4 hours is a bit of a stretch. Anything that is longer than Schindlers list is a bit much but 3 minutes is for teenagers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread
            That's the average time from penetration to ejaculation. Not the average time for maintaining an erection.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              That's the average time from penetration to ejaculation. Not the average time for maintaining an erection.
              speak for yourself "Quick Draw McGraw"

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