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Previously on "one for SAS this will get you a hard brexit"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    That's the average time from penetration to ejaculation. Not the average time for maintaining an erection.
    speak for yourself "Quick Draw McGraw"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread
    That's the average time from penetration to ejaculation. Not the average time for maintaining an erection.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread
    doesn't everyone?

    4 hours is a bit of a stretch. Anything that is longer than Schindlers list is a bit much but 3 minutes is for teenagers.

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  • mudskipper
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    Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread

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  • greenlake
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    How to deal with a four-hour long erection....

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  • DimPrawn
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    A single night with northernladyuk has been shown to have side-effects including four-hour long erections, loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and could lead to death due to oxygen deprivation.

    FTFY

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  • vetran
    started a topic one for SAS this will get you a hard brexit

    one for SAS this will get you a hard brexit

    German firefighters don HAZMAT suits to deal with spiders whose venom can cause erections | Daily Mail Online

    A single bite from the Brazilian wandering spider has been shown to have side-effects including four-hour long erections, loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and if its victim is not treated with anti-venom, could lead to death due to oxygen deprivation.

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