A statement from Dodgy agent

[Forumbore]

Tell DA - "Go boil your head"

All of them.

I will tell him but not face to face if you don't mind

[NotAllThere]

I'm almost moved to rescind the ban after such a moving speech, but perhaps I'm simply being moved to move something else.

I will add that the moderator is trying to make out that there "is something else in it".

The problem is that other posters think that there is something else in it, and I'm not in a position to confirm that or deny it. Even though I'd like to deny it.

As the spokespuppet for DA, I hope you're charging him a decent margin for acting as his agent.

[LondonManc]

The problem is that other posters think that there is something else in it, and I'm not in a position to confirm that or deny it. Even though I'd like to deny it.

As the spokespuppet for DA, I hope you're charging him a decent margin for acting as his agent.

Don't tell me you've fallen for the "if losing, play the racism card" routine. Thought you were better than that.

[SueEllen]

Don't tell me you've fallen for the "if losing, play the racism card" routine. Thought you were better than that.

RACIST!

[LondonManc]

RACIST!

Bless, she's admitted defeat.

[NickFitz]

…this normally gentile…

And occasionally Jewish?

[TestMangler]

Don't tell me you've fallen for the "if losing, play the racism card" routine. Thought you were better than that.

No you didn't. You knew he was a d1ck all along.

[NickFitz]

Don't tell me you've fallen for the "if losing, play the racism card" routine. Thought you were better than that.

Given that DA got totally owned in the relevant thread, I'm not sure where the "if losing" bit comes in

[LondonManc]

No you didn't. You knew he was a d1ck all along.

[northernladyuk]

As a close (only ) friend of "poster of the year" Dodgy Agent I feel compelled to relate his views on his recent "ban".
He is so distraught about this and the unfairness of the action of "I won't mention his name" that I am having to restrain him from lashing out at his portfolio of honest and nice contractors (both of them ). He is so angry that he is even threatening to pay them a day later than normal (90 days being extended to 91) days. "sue me if you can" is the prevailing "**** off" mood that grips this normally gentile and honest man that you all know and love so very much. It is sad to see this in such a man

In fairness I have to agree with him that there was not a jot of racism in any of his posts on this thread. It was pointed out to him (by some lefty ignoramous - his words not mine )
that the "miscreant" youth had infact been checked prior to being dispersed. Happy (ish) to own up that he had been mistaken with the caveat of questioning the efficacy (a word he has picked up to add to his vast vocabulary of "corporate speak" and IT jargon) of the checking system he was cut short by the actions of a so called with an axe to grind against our lovely agent

He has assured me that when he returns he intends to set his sights firmly on the snivelling little coward that exiled him from the lands of CUK general - again his words not mine .

As to the rest of you he says he is missing you all and looks forward to getting over his sulk and returning to leftie and Cretin bashing

Now we know why he's mates with churchy.