Christmas presents

**barrydidit** · 2 December 2016, 15:34

Originally posted by VillageContractor View Post

So what you getting the Mrs? I need ideas

I gave her mine after you left for work.

HTH

**northernladyuk** · 2 December 2016, 15:39

The old man always asks Dodgy for advice.

**northernladuk** · 2 December 2016, 15:39

Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

I gave her mine after you left for work.

HTH

How many did you give her?

**BrilloPad** · 2 December 2016, 15:48

Pearl necklace

**northernladyuk** · 2 December 2016, 15:57

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Syphilis

FTFY

**vetran** · 2 December 2016, 16:01

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

How many did you give her?

A few million but some were swimming in the wrong direction.

**Bee** · 2 December 2016, 17:07

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Pearl necklace

With a tracking device?

**Uncle Albert** · 2 December 2016, 17:45

How about one of these? https://www.celebrity-cutouts.co.uk/...dboard-cutout/

Be quick though, there's only 194 of them left!

**shaunbhoy** · 2 December 2016, 17:52

Christmas presents