OK, so how about a guy who steps out of his house and walks down the road.
He's chased by battle-hardened zombie Nazis who try to bundle him into this purple chip-van.
He beats them off and runs away, but then the pavement melts beneath his feet and he
falls down into a massive crevasse full of ice and polar bears dressed as traffic wardens.
He climbs higher and higher out of the crevasse and is kidnapped by the domino-people of Kergh.
They transport him back to their planet where everybody is a domino. Suddenly the Sun explodes
in a kaleidoscope of colour and he's back at school, only he's naked and everyone's laughing
at him. So he uses his desk to smash a window and jumps out. Then he's flying, gliding, soaring
above the town. Eagles appear and snatch him and take him back to their nest to feed to their chick.
He wrestles with the chick, finally stumbling over the side of the nest he finds himself in a bookshop
and finally, finally he finds the perfect book on edible Mushroom identification.
He's chased by battle-hardened zombie Nazis who try to bundle him into this purple chip-van.
He beats them off and runs away, but then the pavement melts beneath his feet and he
falls down into a massive crevasse full of ice and polar bears dressed as traffic wardens.
He climbs higher and higher out of the crevasse and is kidnapped by the domino-people of Kergh.
They transport him back to their planet where everybody is a domino. Suddenly the Sun explodes
in a kaleidoscope of colour and he's back at school, only he's naked and everyone's laughing
at him. So he uses his desk to smash a window and jumps out. Then he's flying, gliding, soaring
above the town. Eagles appear and snatch him and take him back to their nest to feed to their chick.
He wrestles with the chick, finally stumbling over the side of the nest he finds himself in a bookshop
and finally, finally he finds the perfect book on edible Mushroom identification.
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