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    #11
    Amazing what they can do to improve things with photoshop and an airbrush these days
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      AtW's website is worthy of praise for possibly being the only time in the history of the world that the following phrase has been seen:

      "Luckily I moved to Wolverhampton."

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        #13
        Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
        AtW's website is worthy of praise for possibly being the only time in the history of the world that the following phrase has been seen:

        "Luckily I moved to Wolverhampton."


        That was quite funny for a Dalek...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          We are renowned for our sense of humour.

          Ah yes, a joke... a story with a humorous climax.

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            I think I mentioned earlier that Daleks are much misunderstood and can be the life & soul of the party...
            Only when converted to a "Party 7000" and filled with bitter.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill
              Only when converted to a "Party 7000" and filled with bitter.


              I salute you. My humour banks have suffered an overload.

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                #17
                Originally posted by DaveB
                Amazing what they can do to improve things with photoshop and an airbrush these days
                Phenomenal! I can see the outbreak of male pattern baldness too. Man alexei, no wonder you can't get your leg over. I haven't seen anyone that ugly with only one head before!! Leaves you reliant upon your personality to woo females. Not a very likely contingency if current form is anything to go by. Have you considered spiking their drinks?
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #18
                  I understand that AtW even has to masturbate with the lights off.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Harsh, but
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy
                      Phenomenal! I can see the outbreak of male pattern baldness too. Man alexei, no wonder you can't get your leg over. I haven't seen anyone that ugly with only one head before!! Leaves you reliant upon your personality to woo females. Not a very likely contingency if current form is anything to go by. Have you considered spiking their drinks?

                      If Steve Balmer can get layed, so can AtW.

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