Chatting up techniques?

[vetran]

Exactly this. She put the headphones on to avoid having to talk to you. If you try again, she'll move seats.

you are no fun we are winding up Wilmslowwww here.

[TestMangler]

you are no fun we are winding up Wilmslowwww here.

I was just trying to boost his self esteem

Wilmslow, forget trying to chat her up. See if you can get a peek at a bit of tit or thigh and put it in the wank bank for when you get to your hotel.

[scooterscot]

Go to the loo, take care of business without looking in the mirror. Enjoy the remainder of your train journey.

[greenlake]

Go to the loo, take care of business without looking in the mirror. Enjoy the remainder of your train journey.

[scooterscot]

Privatisation just doesn't work.

[Uncle Albert]

Privatisation just doesn't work.

Are you suggesting we nationalise women? I'm not sharing Mrs Albert with the lumpenproletariat.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Think the bottle of tixylix has blown any chance. Ho-hum, onto the hotel room curtains later instead......

[SimonMac]

How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones | The Modern Man

[BrilloPad]

Tell her about your neighbours. It will get her moist in no time...

[Old Greg]

Do we need to have a whip round for bail?