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MrMarkyMark replied

31 October 2016, 11:07
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Do you think he will have a "Poldark moment"?

Just checking Urban Dictionary and will get back to you
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DodgyAgent replied

31 October 2016, 11:05
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Without force, obviously, otherwise that puts a whole different slant on the situation.

Do you think he will have a "Poldark moment"?
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MrMarkyMark replied

31 October 2016, 11:04
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Get her to put a blind on and you are in with a chance

Without force, obviously, otherwise that puts a whole different slant on the situation.
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DodgyAgent replied

31 October 2016, 11:01
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Cute girl opposite me on the train - first class so she has some money...

She is wearing a large set of headphones, but we had a nice mini chat before she put them on.

What is the panels thoughts on getting her attention back? I have another hour.....

Get her to put a blind on and you are in with a chance
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LondonManc replied

31 October 2016, 10:44
Just sit there licking your eyebrows. It's never failed me.
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Old Greg replied

31 October 2016, 10:32
Do we need to have a whip round for bail?
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BrilloPad replied

31 October 2016, 10:27
Tell her about your neighbours. It will get her moist in no time...
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SimonMac replied

31 October 2016, 09:28
How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones | The Modern Man
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MrMarkyMark replied

31 October 2016, 09:13
FTFY

Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Think the bottle of tixylix has blown any chance. Ho-hum, onto the hotel room curtains later instead......
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Uncle Albert replied

31 October 2016, 09:04
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Privatisation just doesn't work.

Are you suggesting we nationalise women? I'm not sharing Mrs Albert with the lumpenproletariat.
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scooterscot replied

30 October 2016, 22:16
Privatisation just doesn't work.
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greenlake replied

30 October 2016, 22:10
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Go to the loo, take care of business without looking in the mirror. Enjoy the remainder of your train journey.
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scooterscot replied

30 October 2016, 22:04
Go to the loo, take care of business without looking in the mirror. Enjoy the remainder of your train journey.
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TestMangler replied

30 October 2016, 21:06
Originally posted by vetran View Post

you are no fun we are winding up Wilmslowwww here.

I was just trying to boost his self esteem

Wilmslow, forget trying to chat her up. See if you can get a peek at a bit of tit or thigh and put it in the wank bank for when you get to your hotel.
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vetran replied

30 October 2016, 21:04
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Exactly this. She put the headphones on to avoid having to talk to you. If you try again, she'll move seats.

you are no fun we are winding up Wilmslowwww here.
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