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It's an escaped Gorilla, not a Hippo.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWasn't MF going there today?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Bananas, actually. He was caught when he realised he'd forgotten his wallet, and went back to get it....Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThink it popped to Tesco for some marmite.
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"and also the keeper stayed on and gave him some extra treats yesterday evening"
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