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I don't want to hear what you are doing this weekend.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    This weekend I'm going...wait...never mind, you don't want to know.
    Is it... to meet NLUK and finally rid the forum of all the pent up sexual tension between you?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bee View Post
      This weekend I'm going...wait...never mind, you don't want to know.
      About as amusing as a dose of Haemorrhoids...
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        About as amusing as a dose of Haemorrhoids...
        Hemorrhoids!!! What is that?

        Do you have hemorrhoids? Sorry buddy.

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          #14
          Your mum.

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            #15
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Is it... to meet NLUK and finally rid the forum of all the pent up sexual tension between you?
            Are you projecting?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Bee View Post
              Are you projecting?
              No, I don't work in a cinema.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bee View Post
                Are you projecting?
                I'm sure he has his moments.
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bee View Post
                  Are you projecting?
                  rub his knee & he might!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    rub his knee & he might!
                    A little bit of sick just bubble up into my mouth.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      A little bit of sick just bubble up into my mouth.
                      NLYUK expects you to swallow!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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