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Thinking of SueEllen?Originally posted by oracleslave View PostHow sever is the swelling and how long does it last? #askingforafriendThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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FTF the really kinkyOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostGoing withSueEllen but thinking of MF ?Comment
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Meanwhile, in China....Originally posted by DaveB View Post
Man in China has his penis trapped in wedding band for TWO DAYS | Daily Mail OnlineComment
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Originally posted by greenlake View PostMeanwhile, in China....
Man in China has his penis trapped in wedding band for TWO DAYS | Daily Mail Online
I didn't say it first...Hes either got very big fingers or a very small....."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Meat cleaver again?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostI didn't say it first...The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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A good technique for lasting longer but potentially losing it completely. High risk. Just think of Arsenal instead.Originally posted by vetran View PostFTF the really kinkyThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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