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LondonManc replied

30 September 2016, 08:28
Originally posted by vetran View Post

FTF the really kinky

A good technique for lasting longer but potentially losing it completely. High risk. Just think of Arsenal instead.
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DaveB replied

30 September 2016, 08:13
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Meat cleaver again?

Angle Grinder?
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LondonManc replied

30 September 2016, 07:58
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I didn't say it first...

Meat cleaver again?
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SueEllen replied

29 September 2016, 16:26
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Meanwhile, in China....

Man in China has his penis trapped in wedding band for TWO DAYS | Daily Mail Online

Hes either got very big fingers or a very small.....

I didn't say it first...
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greenlake replied

29 September 2016, 16:15
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Have we done this one?

Spider bites Australian man on penis again - BBC News

Meanwhile, in China....

Man in China has his penis trapped in wedding band for TWO DAYS | Daily Mail Online
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vetran replied

29 September 2016, 10:23
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Going withSueEllen but thinking of MF ?

FTF the really kinky
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northernladyuk replied

29 September 2016, 10:15
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Going with MF but thinking of SueEllen?

FTFY
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LondonManc replied

29 September 2016, 09:26
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

How sever is the swelling and how long does it last? #askingforafriend

Thinking of SueEllen?
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MrMarkyMark replied

29 September 2016, 09:24
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

How sever is the swelling and how long does it last? #askingforafriend

Your friend out of Viagra
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oracleslave replied

29 September 2016, 09:10
How severe is the swelling and how long does it last? #askingforafriend

Last edited by oracleslave; 29 September 2016, 10:32. Reason: speling innit
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LondonManc replied

29 September 2016, 08:47
Originally posted by kevpuk View Post

You're clearly new to NorthernLady
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kevpuk replied

29 September 2016, 08:46
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

MF uses spider venom in a similar way to get his little soldier to swell up to a commercially acceptable size.
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vetran replied

28 September 2016, 12:26
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

MF uses spider venom in a similar way to get his little soldier to swell up to a 3 inches.

FTFY
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northernladyuk replied

28 September 2016, 12:07
MF uses spider venom in a similar way to get his little soldier to swell up to a commercially acceptable size.
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vetran replied

28 September 2016, 10:48
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I have a solution for him but it involves a meat cleaver.

whatever gets you going
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