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    #11
    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    How sever is the swelling and how long does it last? #askingforafriend

    Your friend out of Viagra
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      How sever is the swelling and how long does it last? #askingforafriend
      Thinking of SueEllen?
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Going with MF but thinking of SueEllen?
        FTFY

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          #14
          Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
          Going withSueEllen but thinking of MF ?
          FTF the really kinky

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            #15
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Have we done this one?

            Spider bites Australian man on penis again - BBC News
            Meanwhile, in China....

            Man in China has his penis trapped in wedding band for TWO DAYS | Daily Mail Online

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              #16
              Originally posted by greenlake View Post
              Meanwhile, in China....

              Man in China has his penis trapped in wedding band for TWO DAYS | Daily Mail Online

              Hes either got very big fingers or a very small.....
              I didn't say it first...
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #17
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                I didn't say it first...
                Meat cleaver again?
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  Meat cleaver again?
                  Angle Grinder?

                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    FTF the really kinky
                    A good technique for lasting longer but potentially losing it completely. High risk. Just think of Arsenal instead.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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