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Are you middle class? (according to the Daily Mail)

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    #11
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Technically speaking I'm in Africa, just not on the "mainland", but yes, Nairobi tonight, Samburu tomorrow, Masai Mara a few days later, after that finishing with a bit of charity work at an elephant orphanage.
    Madawhohaa?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Are you middle class? (according to the Daily Mail)

      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
      Madawhohaa?
      No, about half an hour north of there by private plane. Close to Wadgamacaulit.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #13
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        No, about half an hour north of there by private plane. Close to Wadgamacaulit.
        Comoros?
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #14
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          No, about half an hour north of there by private plane. Close to Wadgamacaulit.
          A native of Chalamazug
          Once fell overboard from a tug.
          He cried, “Ding-dong boller
          Doo jango zong zoller,”
          Which means “Glug-glug glug glug-glug glug.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            A native of Chalamazug
            Once fell overboard from a tug.
            He cried, “Ding-dong boller
            Doo jango zong zoller,”
            Which means “Glug-glug glug glug-glug glug.”
            A lighthouse keeper called Crichton
            Met a young lady from Brighton
            Boats ran aground,
            Trawlermen drowned
            Because she wouldn't have sex with the light on.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #16
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              A native of Chalamazug
              Once fell overboard from a tug.
              He cried, “Ding-dong boller
              Doo jango zong zoller,”
              Which means “Glug-glug glug glug-glug glug.”

              Stick with the day, I mean, day and night job
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                A hot tub is middle class? I couldn't think of anything chavvier...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  Comoros?
                  That's South East of here. Also, if you're going to guess alphabetically, I'll be in Kenya before you get it.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    That's South East of here. Also, if you're going to guess alphabetically, I'll be in Kenya before you get it.
                    I was going for countries off the coast of east Africa but don't care enough to keep guessing at Zanzibar, Mafia Island, etc
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                      Usual dross from the Wail.

                      Most of the %'s are so small, anyway, what on earth are they trying to prove?

                      The Aga is the most hilarious, I thought you were middle class if you had a Wimpy home, these days, nowhere near enough space to have an Aga.
                      They are normally sat in houses outside London, worth a lot more than the middle classes can afford.

                      My butler is now claiming that he is middle class, as I lend him the Brompton to get the groceries and I gave him a couple of Jam albums on vinyl
                      I guess it means the Richard Curtis view of middle-class... where everyone lives in a townhouse in Central London as in Love Actually.

                      Certainly Agas and stoves are becoming very popular but not in new-build estates! I think most of the houses we viewed recently had both but these are country houses.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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