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Wife or girlfriend a cat lover? Buy her a handbag
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Rats? Most town cats wouldn't dare go near a rat. Besides the odd mouse, it's birds they mostly go after.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here -
speak for yours. Ours gnaws the back legs off rats to make sure they can't run away when he plays with them.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostRats? Most town cats wouldn't dare go near a rat. Besides the odd mouse, it's birds they mostly go after.Comment
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FTFY. Bastids! Handbags too go for 'em!Originally posted by original PM View PostTwas on the radio earlier that the approx 7.5 million cats in the UK tulip in my garden each year
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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One never owns a cat. One is just a guardian.Originally posted by Bee View PostThey are our best friends.
They are only friendly when they want food.
If I was not so afraid of mrs bp we have 3 or 4 cats to be turned into handbags.
One cat buggered off 3 months ago. Pops back about once a week.Comment
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Nah my neighbour's cat is friendly towards me when he wants to be let in as they don't have a cat flap. They have had different cats over the years and each works out as a human I can get the neighbour to open a door or window they can get through quicker than them.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOne never owns a cat. One is just a guardian.
They are only friendly when they want food.
If I was not so afraid of mrs bp we have 3 or 4 cats to be turned into handbags.
One cat buggered off 3 months ago. Pops back about once a week.
Other cats have been friendly to me when they want somewhere to stay out of the rain. I don't feed them and most thankfully don't come back."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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