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Lots of ways actually.Originally posted by eek View Post
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One is to post links to ZeroHedge articles, the more doom laden the better, for example:
2016-09-06 5 Reasons To Be Worried About US Stock Markets
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Have you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.
Note : Only two of these options would be possibleWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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yes he only has Vodka.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.
Note : Only two of these options would be possible
Of course you can message his girlfriend it will cost him though
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I suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostAre you saying his sofa _still_ hasn't arrived?
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yeah he said it took him ages to get you out of the cupboard again, funny thing shock.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.
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Well, there was the chopped liver, but he doesn't like to talk about that.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.
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He did actually put that back in the cupboard afterwards.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell, there was the chopped liver, but he doesn't like to talk about that.Comment
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