Official - two ways to annoy atw thread

[Old Greg]

Well, there was the chopped liver, but he doesn't like to talk about that.

He did actually put that back in the cupboard afterwards.

[MarillionFan]

I suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.

Well, there was the chopped liver, but he doesn't like to talk about that.

[vetran]

I suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.

yeah he said it took him ages to get you out of the cupboard again, funny thing shock.

[shaunbhoy]

Are you saying his sofa _still_ hasn't arrived?

I suspect it was the girlfriend-related option. AtW has never had sex with anything that could not have been put back in a cupboard afterwards.

[OwlHoot]

Note : Only two of these options would be possible

Are you saying his sofa _still_ hasn't arrived?

[vetran]

Have you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.

Note : Only two of these options would be possible

yes he only has Vodka.

Of course you can message his girlfriend it will cost him though

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[MarillionFan]

Have you tried spilling coffee on his sofa?
Setting up a giant catapult & getting a squirrel to walk into it and fire it 300 feet through the air,
or send a Facebook message to his girlfriend.

Note : Only two of these options would be possible

[OwlHoot]

See the title....

Lots of ways actually.

One is to post links to ZeroHedge articles, the more doom laden the better, for example:

2016-09-06 5 Reasons To Be Worried About US Stock Markets

[eek]

See the title....